Arthur
If the cosmos is unbounded, all things must reside therein. So it is with the mind. – Aretus, Kitab al-Alacir
Curriculum Vitae
Contact Information
Name: Dr. Arthur Leonard Philpott Hackenmiller-Simons, Eng.D.
Age: 42
Address: 55 Winder Street, Detroit, Michigan, USA
Telephone: 202-555-2959
Photo: Needs updating. Shaved facial hair, not currently wearing glasses.
Summary Statement
Dr. Hackenmiller-Simons is a research engineer with a focus on public and community development.
Employment History
Bridgeworth, Schmitt, and Brice LLP
Fortean Engineer
2004-Present
Dr. Hackenmiller-Simons has spent his career with the firm of BSB LLP helping the firm serve the community, participating in and leading research projects for the greater good. Dr. Hackenmiller-Simons has won government grants to implement his ideas.
Education
Ph.D., Engineering & Industrial Applied Sciences, Claremont Graduate University, 2003
Concentrations: Energy and Public Safety
Dissertation: Controlling Electronic Flux in Dynamic Environmental Conditions
MS, Computational & Applied Mathematics, Claremont Graduate University, 1999
Accelerated in conjunction with Harvey Mudd College
Concentration: Mathematical modeling of large scale energetic systems
Thesis: Modeling Weather Effects on a Continental Power Grid
BS, Engineering, Harvey Mudd College, 1998
Research Skills
- Mathematical programming in FORTRAN 77, Fortran 90, and R
- Crafting of prototype devices
- AutoCAD and similar drafting tools
- Eagle and similar Printed Circuit Board design tools
- Laser cutting, 3D printing, and CNC milling
- Scientific theorizing and testing
Publications
Hackenmiller-Simons, Arthur. "The effects of Aetheric gaps on the flow of chemical processes." Paradigma, May 2005
Hackenmiller-Simons, Arthur. "Observed effects of Hyperlapine Aetheric gaps in Fortean phenomena." Paradigma, January 2008
Hackenmiller-Simons, Arthur, et al. "The use of Hyperlapine Aetheric gaps to accelerate meteorological flows." Paradigma, September 2015
Transcripts of Proceedings
- Spectrometer Requisition
- Scoping Out Arthur
- Alma Becomes a Parent
- It's Wednesday on Tuesday
- Grosse Point Break
- A Proper Chantry
- Detroit Convocation of the Traditions, Summer 2018
- Ahana Iacta Est
- Lepton? With my bad knee?
- I'm from the Church of AEtheric Consciousness
- When Arthur Met Aster
- There is no treason in the Red Zone
- Tell her about the Twinkie
- The Emmachanical Universe
- Correspondence College
- Invisible Pizza in the Park
- Fred Offends Quebec, Threatens Canada
- Out For A Jog
- Finder's Fee
- On Fire For God, Part I
- On Fire For God, Part II
- Data Should Behave As Such
- Do They Crow It's Christmas
Team
Current
- Maxime Boucher, 20, Wayne State University '19 (Chemical Engineering) - Born Laval, QC
- Jaylen Grant, 20, Wayne State University '19 (Biochemistry) - Born Detroit, MI
- Angela Kowalski, 19, Wayne State University '20 (Mathematics) - Born Hamtramck, MI
- Stephen Wong, 19, University of Michigan Dearborn '20 (Engineering) - Born Westminster, CA
Alumni
- Tori Sully, 18, Wayne State University '21 - Born Denver, CO
Colleagues
- Dr. Durov - Energetic. Despite the Union influence, an asset.
- Dr. Varma - Cagey and armed. Despite the Union influence, an asset.
Allies
Speaking of the Council, we must keep relations upbeat. Even if I barely understand them.
- Mr. Penn - Can't be as bad as the Council suggests.
- Mr. Anderson - Rich
- Ms. van der Rohe - Connected
- Ms. Novak - Fragile
- Dr. Candle - Forthright.
Contacts
- Ms. Hunter - She's got spunk. Fortunately I don't hate spunk.
- San Diego girl - Hope you have a place to stay.
- That one - Potential talent there.
