Arthur

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Curriculum Vitae

Contact Information

Name: Dr. Arthur Leonard Philpott Hackenmiller-Simons, Eng.D.

Age: 42

Address: 55 Winder Street, Detroit, Michigan, USA

Telephone: 202-555-2959

Photo: Needs updating. Shaved facial hair, not currently wearing glasses.

Summary Statement

Dr. Hackenmiller-Simons is a research engineer with a focus on public and community development.

Employment History

Bridgeworth, Schmitt, and Brice LLP
Fortean Engineer
2004-Present
Dr. Hackenmiller-Simons has spent his career with the firm of BSB LLP helping the firm serve the community, participating in and leading research projects for the greater good. Dr. Hackenmiller-Simons has won government grants to implement his ideas.

Education

Ph.D., Engineering & Industrial Applied Sciences, Claremont Graduate University, 2003
Concentrations: Energy and Public Safety
Dissertation: Controlling Electronic Flux in Dynamic Environmental Conditions

MS, Computational & Applied Mathematics, Claremont Graduate University, 1999
Accelerated in conjunction with Harvey Mudd College
Concentration: Mathematical modeling of large scale energetic systems
Thesis: Modeling Weather Effects on a Continental Power Grid

BS, Engineering, Harvey Mudd College, 1998

Research Skills

• Mathematical programming in FORTRAN 77, Fortran 90, and R

• Crafting of prototype devices

• AutoCAD and similar drafting tools

• Eagle and similar Printed Circuit Board design tools

• Laser cutting, 3D printing, and CNC milling

• Scientific theorizing and testing

Publications

Hackenmiller-Simons, Arthur. "The effects of Aetheric gaps on the flow of chemical processes." Paradigma, May 2005

Hackenmiller-Simons, Arthur. "Observed effects of Hyperlapine Aetheric gaps in Fortean phenomena." Paradigma, January 2008

Hackenmiller-Simons, Arthur, et al. "The use of Hyperlapine Aetheric gaps to accelerate meteorological flows." Paradigma, September 2015

Transcripts of Proceedings

• Spectrometer Requisition
• Scoping Out Arthur
• Alma Becomes a Parent
• It's Wednesday on Tuesday
• Grosse Point Break
• A Proper Chantry
• Detroit Convocation of the Traditions, Summer 2018
• Ahana Iacta Est
• Lepton? With my bad knee?
• I'm from the Church of AEtheric Consciousness
• When Arthur Met Aster
• There is no treason in the Red Zone
• Tell her about the Twinkie
• The Emmachanical Universe
• Correspondence College
• Invisible Pizza in the Park
• Fred Offends Quebec, Threatens Canada
• Out For A Jog
• Finder's Fee
• On Fire For God, Part I
• On Fire For God, Part II
• Data Should Behave As Such
• Do They Crow It's Christmas

Team

Current

• Maxime Boucher, 20, Wayne State University '19 (Chemical Engineering) - Born Laval, QC
• Jaylen Grant, 20, Wayne State University '19 (Biochemistry) - Born Detroit, MI
• Angela Kowalski, 19, Wayne State University '20 (Mathematics) - Born Hamtramck, MI
• Stephen Wong, 19, University of Michigan Dearborn '20 (Engineering) - Born Westminster, CA

Alumni

• Tori Sully, 18, Wayne State University '21 - Born Denver, CO

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Meeting Space

55 Winder Street, Lower Midtown. Free coffee for those allied with the Council.

Colleagues

• Dr. Durov - Energetic. Despite the Union influence, an asset.
• Dr. Varma - Cagey and armed. Despite the Union influence, an asset.
• Rei - So polite and professional. Hopefully her research is just as good.

Allies

Speaking of the Council, we must keep relations upbeat. Even if I barely understand them.

• Mr. Penn - Can't be as bad as the Council suggests.
• Mr. Anderson - Rich
• Ms. van der Rohe - Connected, perhaps should be in charge of security?
• Ms. Novak - Fragile Broken and taped together two or three times
• Dr. Candle - Forthright.
• Wednesday - Do witches not believe in operational security?
• Ms. Hunter - More than meets the eye. Taking on Tori, good luck!
• Kai - What, is it the coat?

Contacts

• That one - Potential talent there.