Darc

Darc is a big old meanie. Literally. We had him weighed once. Darc is a married father of three, working as a software developer in Seattle, WA. In addition to (or perhaps because of) these things, he is a bit of your 'classic' nerd: If you need a math problem solved, some code debugged, a random bit of Star Wars lore verified, or your THAC0 calculated, he is the man to talk to (or, at the very least, one qualified to give it a shot). If you're on late at night, you may catch glimpses of him rebooting the server, or screaming incoherently at the code.

Beware.